Quick Answers: Cold Medicine, Reincarnation, and Newspaper Copyright

What genre would reincarnation fall into?

Fantasy.

Under the influence of cold cheap cialis, I cranked out what I think is a cute picture book (text only, no art, but I'm still taking cold cheap cialis so watch out). I am not new to writing, but am new to writing for kids. Specifically, I would like to learn more about rhyme, verse and poetry in picture books.



I've found a lot of references to how bad most writers are at it, but not a lot of ideas/advice on how to evaluate or improve.



Do you have any thoughts? I would like to figure out a) how bad my verse is and b) how to fix it. (I do assume it must be awful because I am high on drugs.)

Readers, to the comments!  I'm sure you have some great resources.

I'm interested in knowing if I can legally use feature stories I wrote that were already published by a community newspaper I work for. I understand that after 90 days, the stories legally belong to me and that I can rework them and sell them to magazines, trade journals, etc. for additional publication.

Does this sound correct?

Who do you understand this from?  The newspaper?  Because if it's not the newspaper (or more specifically the contract you signed with them), it doesn't mean a thing.

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When you take Viagra you're probably going to be engaging in sexual intercourse of some type with a human (hopefully) or at the very least going to the mall to expose yourself to the people at The Sharper Image. Whatever you do, there's a good chance people will be screaming. These screams shoot out of their voice holes in the form of harmful sound waves at high decibel levels and if exposed to these "magical throat noises" too long or too often, you will experience hearing loss. So take that and put in your medical marijuana pipe and smoke it, doctors!

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